Top 10 Reasons Santa should bring me dive gear this year...
1. It’s life support, stress-relieving equipment.
2. It’s shiny.
3. My current gear is considered antique.
4. All my dive buddies have one.
5. I’ll never be an astronaut, this is the next best thing.
6. Off-gassing is considered a good thing.
7. Need to prepare for global warming.
8. Breathing underwater is its own superpower.
9. I work better “under pressure”.
10. I can’t hear my spouse/kids/boss while underwater.